The Babbler Story-Time

Yall never heard o' da Babbla?  Well pass meh that there whisky an' I'll tell ya a tale ta rattle ya bones...  ya see, in some Lizard folks neck o de bog, you gonna know that theys lookin atch ya, but never you mind as long as yeh don't go too far into their turf.  But ifn' yer sleepin' out in deh bog an yeh hears a kinda straaange sound on de wind, don't go chasin' it.  'Cause no matta how close you get, youse never gonna undastan' what it be sayin... some gobbos sez it sounded jes like they grampy.  Some sez it sound jes like a bubblin' pot o hobbit stew, an smelled so good.  Well, maybe dat Babbla had et some hobbits, an dat was jest its belchin stench!  Well dat gobbo, he even crawls up in its mouf.  SNAP!  He jes was a snack fo da Babbla!  It come up on big legs, teef an claws like yeh never seen in no otha lizard folk!  Dat how da babbla git yeh.  Yeh wanna hear what it sayin', but all it sayin is:

"I'm a gonna eat ya!"