Sir Blackthorn! The Goblin Bard. Plays GLIZZMAS 7/4 at tiny minotaur

It’s that time of year again gang!! A time of fellowship and celebration, when Holiday Frank sluices down the Glizzmas chute to bless our tongues with the warmth of his love.

GLIZZMAS is an annual holiday in the realm of Karth, in honor of the only food that nobody in Karth is allergic to (and is also the cheapest): the humble Glizzy.

We’ll be celebrating in style, with a hot dog topping potluck, wiener-related contests, a sharing of Glizzmas affirmations, and MORE. Glizzmas is for everybody! Just remember to wet your dog hole or Holiday Frank won’t be able to squeeze himself in.

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* 7:00pm – 1:00am

* Free for tavern members and their guests

* $10 day pass required for non-members

* Festive fantasy and/or patriotic Karthian costumes encouraged! (but not required)

* Age 21+

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June 27th Sir blackthorn! The Goblin Bard plays the Infernal night at Tiny Minotaur

AUSTIN, TX – Sir Blackthorn, the goblin knight of Slimes, Crimes, and Good Times, plays the Infernal Night at the Tiny Minotaur Tavern in Austin, TX, June 27th. Come as your incubus-tastic self, or make deals and bets and lay down soul coins with Ba’atezu, necromancers, or fallen angels, all to the rousing pub sing-a-longs and creepy waltzes of Sir Blackthorn! The Goblin Bard.

Hear Blackthorn the Goblin Bard at La Fenice’s Adventure Party T.P.K. in May

AUSTIN, TEXAS – Dylan Blackthorn plays Blackthorn the Goblin Bard in La new Fenice’s Commedia del Arte presentation: ADVENTURE PARTY T.P.K.  Playing Fridays and Satyrdays at 10pm on the Butterfly Bar back stage!  La Fenice presents the Immortal characters of Commedia del Arte as an tragi-comic adventuring party, with lots of stage clown combat and musical interludes from the most famous goblin bard in nearly every dimension – Sir Blackthorn!

THE BUTTERFLY BAR

2307 MANOR ROAD – AUSTIN, TEXAS

FRIDAYS AND SATURDAYS

MAY 2 – 17 @ 10PM

EXTRAS MAY 7 AND 14 @ 8PM

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CVRSE THE KING MARCH 8th

THE RIFT OV KARTH via AUSTIN, TX – In a modern society such as Karth, we’re all entitled to our opinion. And our opinion is we should CURSE THE KING!! Dump that jabroni in to a trash pile and burn it. There’s no dungeon too deep and no torture too cruel for that nasty old creep. NO LORDS NO MASTERS!!

If you agree, join us for an evening of music, catharsis, and (simulated) regicide. 

Featuring:

  • Music from Thee Hobo Gobbelins 
  • A grim processional
  • Dooming the king to an early (yet painful) death through the power of our thoughts (couldn’t hurt to try anyway). 

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  • Saturday, March 8th 
  • 7:00pm – 1:00am
  • $5 for tavern members and their guests (just pay at the door)
  • Up to three guests per tavern member
  • $10 for non-members
  • Fantasy costumes encouraged, but not required!
  • 21+

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When

Saturday, March 8 7:00 PM

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Where

The Tiny Minotaur

2701 E. Cesar Chavez St. Austin TX

Blackthorn the Goblin Bard plays the Tiny Minotaur Tavern in ATX 11/02/2024

KARTH, NEAR THE RIFT – On Saturday November 2nd, Year-of-no-lord 2024, Sir Blackthorn the Goblin Bard, the most famous goblin bard in nearly every dimension, plays the Tiny Minotaur Tavern, just through the Rift of Karth, and dimension portal-able via Austin, Texas. Sir Blackthorn, the Knight of “Slimes and Good Times” in service to the Unseelie Court, is the Re-manifestation-In-Power of Mr. Ps. Goblegblix, founder of thee Hobo Gobbelins, serenading adventurers and tavern patrons as solo bard nearly every Saturday in 2024. Check the Tiny Minotaur website for more details:

https://www.tinyminotaur.com