How the Sausage is Made (Karthian Sausage Stomp)
Karthian Sausage Stomp (That’s How the Sausage is Made)
By Dylan Blackthorn
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First da’ boot comes up! Then comes down!
G- D G-
Whatever is under gets squished all around!
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It’s Flayed, & weighed, and we get paid!
G- C- D G- F
And that is how the sausage is made – HEY!
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They come from near, they come from afar –
G- D G-
all portals lead to the Tiny Minotaur
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Everyone quaffs a drink that’s fizzy
G- C- D G- F
& Everyone chomps on a BIG, FAT Glizzy!
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The cauldron is black as coal –
Never look too deep in the Baloney hole!
Stomp those guts into a goo
Lick those boots when you are through!
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It’ll set you right if yer hung ovARR!
Cuz we add the hair of the Minotaur!
Take the bull by the horns, it an offal trade –
But that is how the sausage is made – HEY!
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Eat ’em up before they are decayed!
Spice ’em up with grave dirt and nightshade!
They’re not high grade, but they are hand made
And that is how the sausage is made – HEY!
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First da’ boot comes up! Then comes down!
Whatever is under gets squished all around!
It’s Flayed, & weighed, and we get paid!
And that is how the sausage is made – HEY!
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Piggy, wriggly – Fee Fay Foe! Jiggly, squiggly – Here we go!
Stuffed into its own intestine! Not so good for the digestion!
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Author: Dylan Blackthorn